Urban Dictionary defines ME. XD

 Once tagged, answer all the questions by going to http://www.urbandictionary.com/, type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write down one of the definitions it gave you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

  1. Your Name:  Janessa   Shy with a hint of spunk. A little afraid to try new things but will adore them when she gets into it. She is lovely, beautiful and talented, but sometimes does not believe she really is. Can be a little crazy hyper! She thinks she's not a Janessa, but she totally is!   -not entirely true. ahaha   2. Age: 15 One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting. Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.   -OH HAHAHAHA.    3. One of your friends: Ellaine   1)A girl who attends school, usu. referring to private or preparatory schools where uniforms are wore.  2)Any female wearing a uniform similar to that of a private/prep school student. Uniform consists of a white, short-sleeved top, sweater, plaid/single colored skirt, knee-high socks, and loafers; usu. referred to in the sense of a fetish.   1) Ellaine is that schoolgirl from Victoria Prep.  2) My friend is into those Asian schoolgirl websites.     4. What you should be doing: Eating buy eating mugs, tshirts and magnets   eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)  v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats  v. tr.  1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption  2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on  3. Informal. To bother or annoy  4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting   5. Favorite color: Purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!   6. Favorite number: 24 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert. I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.   7. Month of your birthday: June The month the hottest people in the world are born. DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!   8. Last person you talked to: Mommy the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground My mommy loves me very much   9. One of your nicknames: Lean To create Lean, a popular drink originated from Houston Texas, you require the following for the original formula:    -Promethazine w/Codeine VC -Original Sprite Soda -Jolly rancher candy   Put it all in a styrofoam cup and enjoy. The codeine is mainly responsible for the euphoric feeling after drinking lean. Promethazine causes motor skill impairment, lethargy, extreme drowsiness, as well as a disassociative feeling from all other parts of the body, specifically the stomach and digestive system. If it doesn't have promethazine w/ Codeine, it isn't real sizzurp.    The mixed drink combination known as "lean", is normally the color purple, due the added ingredient sizzurp, which is originally a dark purple syrup. There are other colors of sizzurp which can be added to create lean, but the purple is the true sizurp    Lean does not contain ANY form of alcohol, crushed pills, or other liquids in general. Dat lean got my thoed.    Dat lean got my swervin.    "Mayne... hol' up... I got too much lean in my cup..." -Quoted from a popular song found in the south.   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   Now I'm bored again~